"Well, this castle is made of stone, and it is very large," Ezio says, and he pulls clothes out by the stack to better sort through them. Is that a red lacy thong hanging out the side of the drawer now? Whoops. He tucks it back in and goes back to rifling. "If it is on fire, then we will have plenty of time to find out."

He eventually produces a woman's dress, which is loose but very, very short.

"What about this?"