He is so dumb, but he’s dumb in love.

“I thought maybe I was just so irresistible that I overcame your better judgment,” he teases. He also recalls, with near blinding vividness, that time he completely palmed her ass and that she let him. The past years have been the slowest burn of his life, and yet he wouldn’t trade it for anyone. “We’re both blind — and I hated Tim too. If you’d had more than one of those I might not have been able to bear it.”