It does, doesn't it? That's been playing at the back of his mind, too, but then again, Paradisa has never seemed to have any rhyme or reason to it. Just things happening at the whims of some god or devil, doing whatever seems most convenient to an indecipherable plan. Ezio has never fancied himself much of a philosopher, but any man would at least wonder.
"If I spot another person, I might just pretend I didn't, to spend more time with you instead."
He glances her over during that silence. There's a lot of things he could say, or even argue, but they have other things to attend to first. Leave any skeletons in the closet until they've had some time for the shine to wear off.
Ezio laughs, even if he's used to those sentiments. Women from America aren't used to blunt honesty, or earnest expressions of affection. It makes them all squirmy and nervous and embarrassed to enjoy it, like someone might be waiting around a corner to laugh at them for daring to feel adored.
"Finally," he agrees. "We've both come a long way."
(Except for the five minute crisis he'll have at some point when he realizes she's aging too and her breasts aren't as firm, or something. Then he'll be back to savouring.)
Ezio does not imagine labour terribly well, but he does imagine Stephanie in a field, hair artfully disheveled, her blouse opened at the top to stave off the heat, and a bead of sweat trickling down the valley of her perfect breasts. That is what will get him through.
"Even then," he swears. "And we can till the fields topless just to entertain each other."
"Might as well ask me where we'll find anything. We're at the mercy of what's here," she says, though she does remember that sunscreen has an expiry date. Clearly, she's not the outdoorsy-in-the-daytime type.
"Which is looking grim, seeing as no one and nothing has come out to greet us. Friendly or not."
"I have no doubt we'll have enough to last us until we can get started," Ezio says. "I doubt the castle would bring us back if it was that impossible..."
"That's a good point," she says, clinging to that hope. "There had to be a reason, and I don't think it was see which one of us cracks and resorts to cannibalism first."
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"If I spot another person, I might just pretend I didn't, to spend more time with you instead."
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"Maaaybe let's not talk about him and accidentally summon him."
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"My lips are sealed, then."
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"... and, you know. He's the past. Old news."
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What he does say is: "He isn't your future."
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Just a bit of honesty.
"You are right, though. It's you. Finally."
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"Finally," he agrees. "We've both come a long way."
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Her leading theory, thus far.
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"Marriage, growing old together... that eager to skip ahead, huh?"
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(Except for the five minute crisis he'll have at some point when he realizes she's aging too and her breasts aren't as firm, or something. Then he'll be back to savouring.)
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Or, you know. Something along those lines.
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"Even then," he swears. "And we can till the fields topless just to entertain each other."
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"You can be topless. I'm not breaking my back in anything less than the bra I'm wearing today, and some sunscreen. Or a very fashionable hat."
She is a creature of the night, after all.
"Totally looking forward to you all hot and sweaty in the sun."
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Funny how he remembers what sunscreen is. Probably because he's rubbed it on enough women, and vice versa.
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"Which is looking grim, seeing as no one and nothing has come out to greet us. Friendly or not."
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There really hasn't been anyone. It's a ghost town.
"We may truly be on our own."
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Steph gives him a helpless smile.
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"I suppose it is."
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"We'll be fine. It's us. We're almost to the shops, and we'll see what we have to work with."
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comment 666 yee
that assassin devil fellow
he's wicked
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"ezio i had the strangest dream you were a chick"
βWas she hot?β
"in a slightly scary way so yeah"
βNiceβ
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