She's not, but she's making an effort to not make this whole situation worse by complaining too much. She's assuming he does, in fact, know some shit about farming.
"I don't think we'll have trouble finding tools and clothes. If the people are gone, there has to be some stuff left behind."
... probably. Otherwise, they're going to have to check the castle rooms one by one, which isn't her favorite idea.
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A perk of being a nobleman is never having to take more than a supervisory role in farming, and he's hardly in Monteriggioni enough to learn much of that, anyway. Fortunately for Ezio, he will one day actually be a farmer, but boy is that a long way off.
"It may be a great task, rummaging through an entire city," he muses. "There could be others here, too, that we haven't seen yet... farming takes a great deal of labour."
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"Right," she agrees. "I guess we'll go to the city and see what the situation is. If it's empty of people, we can check the shops, assuming people didn't get there before us and take the good stuff before... leaving? I don't know. I'm really hoping we get there and it's fine."
It's clear no one's gone from the city to the castle or vice versa in a long time, given the state of the path.
He weighs the odds of that -- not a lot of people in Paradisa were the type to travel in the wilderness, or else many more would have taken the opportunity and headed out. If that were the case, the situation would need to be truly dire.
Ezio glances at her, just a sliver of his eyes under the lip of his hood.
"We'll take care of business now, and forget all about this in the comfort of our bed."
She's always preferred the city to the castle, no matter how drastically different it is compared to any city she's been to before. Whatever they find there will put some worries to rest, in one way or another.
"Whatever that might be," he repeats, squeezing her hand once more.
It's been an eternity since he last walked across this lawn, but it's different, now, the grasses untrimmed, wild and overgrown with dandelions. The city looms ahead, and behind the wall, it could be in any state. Ezio picks up his pace a little, eager to find out.
Away from the musty kitchen, Steph's stomach remembers it's empty, and it hurts. Lovely. She can't actually remember the last time she ate, or what even it was. It makes her quiet as she matches Ezio's speed, trying to remember a number of things that just come up blank.
As they near the wall, she speaks up.
"Should we go in the front, or try and get a peek from a wall, first?"
Upon approach, however, he realizes that the city gates are closed, the wooden portcullis lowered. He gives it a quick glance-over, thinking he still remembers where the winch is on the other side, but getting over could be a waste of time, too. He gives the wood an experimental nudge with his foot ββΒ it's surprisingly soft, rotted out. Just how long has this been left uncared for?
"I think we can kick out a bar or two and sneak through the hole," he remarks.
"Now you're talking my language." Free therapy. Why beat a dead horse and say for the millionth time how unsettling this whole situation is? Leaning back on one leg, her other foot comes down to break a wooden bar with an almost wet crack. It's so soft it doesn't break off, the wood bending and leaving the lower half hanging until Steph pulls it off.
"I'm no expert, but I don't think this thing has been pulled up in a long time."
Thereβs something deeply satisfying about watching Stephanie kick the shit out of a gate, and his attention drifts over her thighs while she does it.
βWell done,β he replies, joining her to look at the break. He crouches down. βThese gates are supposed to last hundreds of years... I can only imagine the magic was holding it together.β
"No, no," he replies, a little quickly. Let's not spook Stephanie. "I just think the castle was perhaps the only thing holding it together. The things in the kitchen did not look hundreds of years old."
"... right," she says, not sounding entirely convinced, and decides to kick in another wooden bar. Just like the first, it goes easily, and there's enough room for them to get in.
"Without the magic, this place is just a normal... place, huh? Hopefully that means no creepy crap coming at us."
"Those ones!" Ezio chuckles. "Raccoons. They get into the garbage."
Lana had lived in the city, and he'd lived with her there for a time ββΒ he'd seen raccoons plenty, but there's only so many names of weird little American animals one man can learn.
"Cuter badgers," Steph repeats, charmed. "You're so precious, sometimes."
She hopes he's right and that's the worst of what they come across. Taking a breath, she easily steps between the rotting wood, waiting for him to follow.
"You are entertained by the strangest things," he teases, and he ducks through after her -- not quite as easily as she does, given the broadness of his shoulders, and he needs to hold the hilt of his sword so it stays tight to his body. "Shops, I think, easier to inventory. But first, stop there a moment."
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"I don't think we'll have trouble finding tools and clothes. If the people are gone, there has to be some stuff left behind."
... probably. Otherwise, they're going to have to check the castle rooms one by one, which isn't her favorite idea.
guess who can still spell monteriggioni on first try? this gal.
"It may be a great task, rummaging through an entire city," he muses. "There could be others here, too, that we haven't seen yet... farming takes a great deal of labour."
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"Right," she agrees. "I guess we'll go to the city and see what the situation is. If it's empty of people, we can check the shops, assuming people didn't get there before us and take the good stuff before... leaving? I don't know. I'm really hoping we get there and it's fine."
It's clear no one's gone from the city to the castle or vice versa in a long time, given the state of the path.
"This is a very romantic first date."
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He weighs the odds of that -- not a lot of people in Paradisa were the type to travel in the wilderness, or else many more would have taken the opportunity and headed out. If that were the case, the situation would need to be truly dire.
Ezio glances at her, just a sliver of his eyes under the lip of his hood.
"We'll take care of business now, and forget all about this in the comfort of our bed."
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She's always preferred the city to the castle, no matter how drastically different it is compared to any city she's been to before. Whatever they find there will put some worries to rest, in one way or another.
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It's been an eternity since he last walked across this lawn, but it's different, now, the grasses untrimmed, wild and overgrown with dandelions. The city looms ahead, and behind the wall, it could be in any state. Ezio picks up his pace a little, eager to find out.
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As they near the wall, she speaks up.
"Should we go in the front, or try and get a peek from a wall, first?"
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She gives him a weak smile.
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When fed well and able to properly sleep, which she thinks she might have trouble doing, tonight. And not because of anything pleasurable.
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He's teasing, but looking forward to it.
Upon approach, however, he realizes that the city gates are closed, the wooden portcullis lowered. He gives it a quick glance-over, thinking he still remembers where the winch is on the other side, but getting over could be a waste of time, too. He gives the wood an experimental nudge with his foot ββΒ it's surprisingly soft, rotted out. Just how long has this been left uncared for?
"I think we can kick out a bar or two and sneak through the hole," he remarks.
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"I'm no expert, but I don't think this thing has been pulled up in a long time."
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βWell done,β he replies, joining her to look at the break. He crouches down. βThese gates are supposed to last hundreds of years... I can only imagine the magic was holding it together.β
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"The magic's gone poof, or has it actually been a hundred years since we were last here?"
There's a laugh, but she doesn't really find that idea funny.
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Much less the skeleton.
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"Without the magic, this place is just a normal... place, huh? Hopefully that means no creepy crap coming at us."
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"I think so," he agrees. "I imagine the worst we might face are feral dogs. Perhaps some of those, ah... the cuter badgers."
He doesn't remember what they're called.
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Lana had lived in the city, and he'd lived with her there for a time ββΒ he'd seen raccoons plenty, but there's only so many names of weird little American animals one man can learn.
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She hopes he's right and that's the worst of what they come across. Taking a breath, she easily steps between the rotting wood, waiting for him to follow.
"Shops or residential, first?"
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"You okay?"
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"Fine," he tells her.
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"Ezio."
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comment 666 yee
that assassin devil fellow
he's wicked
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"ezio i had the strangest dream you were a chick"
βWas she hot?β
"in a slightly scary way so yeah"
βNiceβ
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