"It does," he agrees. "I am lucky to have someone who will keep me young, middle-aged as I am! And when my cock inevitably tires, the rest of me can still keep going."
Oof. That calls for a little retaliation, and he pivots her around so she's the one against the wall -- but he presses her up just high enough with his thigh that she's got to be on her tiptoes or else straddle him.
"Give it a week," he says, just a little bit challenging, and he feels her up over her suit -- this is very different, and he's certainly a lot bulkier himself with that heavy belt buckle and sword belt and all those layers.
"Yours," Ezio replies. He thinks. He'd been a little more focused on her, anyway, which he is now, too, even though his stomach is starting to growl. He may simply decide to live off eating pussy.
"Definitely didn't ask that, and I can wait to eat," she grins. "I'm just saying, whatever we do, we need to go forward. We'll get trapped if we go back. Again."
Oh, she'd love to spend all day in his room, but Future Stephanie with a hunger headache won't appreciate it.
He laughs; he doesnβt mind, heβs a slow start anyway but he is good with endurance and tight corners. Ezio runs after her. Thereβs a thrill in figuring they wonβt turn a corner and run into someone, or break their stride for anything but their destination.
Sheβs damn quick, though. Lighter, is his excuse.
It feels a bit like breaking the rules on a school campus, somehow. It's all fun and games and Steph keeps the lead she sneakily took by charging ahead, but the speed leaves her once her feet hit the floor of the lobby and she stops a good twelve feet from the kitchen doors.
She thinks about that skeleton upstairs.
"Maybe a real race, later," she says, only needing a moment to catch her breath and lifting her hand to make sure he doesn't decide to barrel on in. "Let's be careful. Gentlemen first."
He mightβve just gone for it if she hadnβt raised a hand, but he stops behind her when she does. Quite tightly behind her, too, nearly enough to bump her, but he just touches a hand to her lower back, rounds her and goes on ahead at a walk.
βCareful,β he agrees, and he strolls in anyway, hands at his sides in case he needs his blades for some reason.
Steph expected a lot of things, but a stench that nearly knocks her on her ass is not one of them.
"Oh, ugh," she chokes out, covering her nose. It's stuffy and smells like a fridge that hasn't been cleaned out in forever. She supposes that might come from the fridge, door cracked open, and she bravely trudges forward to slam it shut. It doesn't help much, but it gives her some peace of mind that nothing is going to crawl out.
"It's like a tomb of rotten lunch meat."
She has no idea if the smell indicates a time frame or if the doors did indeed seal this place like a tomb.
And there's the poor microwave, scorched, and some long dried goop seeping out from under the door. Why did people always do that?
Ezio is no stranger to crypts and tombs, where even if the bodies are long rotted away, the dark and moist caverns flourish with terrible smells just the same. He wanders through the kitchen and steps into the pantry, finding it somewhat similar, with loafs of bread so far past moulding that they've hardened over like stone. When he steps back out, he looks at the microwave and doesn't even recognize it for a moment.
And then, dawning realization: "Oh. The micro-round."
There are cans, at least, on the counter. Steph grabs one of the smaller ones--tomato paste?--and gives it a shake. She frowns, looking at them.
"Well... we've got some food. Canned stuff lasts forever, right? Whoever was in here last didn't like vegetables or strange canned meats. And blew up the microwave, probably."
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Just saying.
"I mean, you do have some years on me. You're going to have to let me know when you need a break."
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"Until I tire the rest of you out, too."
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"It's a race, then."
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"If you want me on you, you just have to ask. Though, I guess after however long of mild rejection, the fear's still there I'll say no..."
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He could distract her from starving to death.
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"We can go back to the room, or go down to the kitchen... or I can have you in the kitchen."
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"Not the room. The kitchen." She tips her head to kiss him. "I think we're both hungry."
Ahem.
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Oh, she'd love to spend all day in his room, but Future Stephanie with a hunger headache won't appreciate it.
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βLetβs check the kitchen then so we can focus.β
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Which means she's power walking down the damn stairs. Keep up, Ezio.
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βRace you there?β
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"I thought saying that would be too immature, but... don't think I'll take it easy on you just because we fooled around!"
Which is her accepting the challenge, if her taking off like someone left the oven on is any indication.
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Sheβs damn quick, though. Lighter, is his excuse.
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She thinks about that skeleton upstairs.
"Maybe a real race, later," she says, only needing a moment to catch her breath and lifting her hand to make sure he doesn't decide to barrel on in. "Let's be careful. Gentlemen first."
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βCareful,β he agrees, and he strolls in anyway, hands at his sides in case he needs his blades for some reason.
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"Oh, ugh," she chokes out, covering her nose. It's stuffy and smells like a fridge that hasn't been cleaned out in forever. She supposes that might come from the fridge, door cracked open, and she bravely trudges forward to slam it shut. It doesn't help much, but it gives her some peace of mind that nothing is going to crawl out.
"It's like a tomb of rotten lunch meat."
She has no idea if the smell indicates a time frame or if the doors did indeed seal this place like a tomb.
And there's the poor microwave, scorched, and some long dried goop seeping out from under the door. Why did people always do that?
"Someone blew that thing up for the last time..."
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And then, dawning realization: "Oh. The micro-round."
He makes a little spinning gesture with a finger.
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"Micro-wave. Close."
There are cans, at least, on the counter. Steph grabs one of the smaller ones--tomato paste?--and gives it a shake. She frowns, looking at them.
"Well... we've got some food. Canned stuff lasts forever, right? Whoever was in here last didn't like vegetables or strange canned meats. And blew up the microwave, probably."
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guess who can still spell monteriggioni on first try? this gal.
winner of the assassin's creed spelling contest 2020
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comment 666 yee
that assassin devil fellow
he's wicked
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"ezio i had the strangest dream you were a chick"
βWas she hot?β
"in a slightly scary way so yeah"
βNiceβ
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