"A fan of the overheated, haven't-brushed-my-hair look?" More like the just came, look. She breathes in deeply, breathing out only once she's snuggled her face into his neck.
You have never had a good boyfriend before me, he wants to inform her, but he doesn't, because it's lovely seeing her all tender and tended to and blissful. He holds her to his chest and laughs under her.
"I have no idea how you hadn't experienced that sooner."
"I don't know about you, but I'm quite fond of the first time being here, on a bed. I'm sure you've gotten your freak on in plenty of precarious places, but we can ease into that."
His ponytail has been so dislodged that the ribbon is nearly entirely askew. A rare glimpse at a dishevelled Ezio, normally confined entirely to the bedroom.
Ezio expects the sex they wanted to be off the table for a few days. A week, at most. What would the point be in waiting forever? As such, he's not too worried about much right now, but the questions still need some sort of answer. He chuckles, closing his eyes for a moment, groaning comfortably under her fingers. There are too many options.
"I imagine you would!" he laughs. "I just do not know what might raise your brows."
Perhaps unsurprising, but a man infamous for sleeping around, living in a convent-brothel, working with courtesans, and bedding women from other worlds can veer a little eccentric in his tastes.
"You can blow me, if you'd like," he suggests. Easy enough.
"So what if it does?" She asks, raising her brows anyway. But hey, blowing she can do. And she does, blowing a raspberry into his neck and cracking herself up in the process.
"Sorry, sorry!" She laughs, "I had to. I know what you mean."
"Ew, no, please, baby girl is what sleazy guys yell out of their cars at girls," she laughs harder. She grabs his face to give him a playful kiss. "Shush."
"Because that's sweet. I allow it," she says against his mouth, and then her lips move to his jaw, his neck. She pushes herself onto her hands to scoot herself down his body.
"I'm here for all the sappy Italian endearments, by the way. Bring them on."
She's kissing his chest when he mentions the Italian thing, and it does make her pause.
"Oh. Huh. You're right. We'd have a major language barrier," she muses aloud. "That's weird. Low battery, maybe? Or... I don't know, the ghosts just left and now it's gone to hell?"
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"I can't believe I missed out on that for years."
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"I have no idea how you hadn't experienced that sooner."
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"Yeah, well. I didn't have you before, did I?"
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"If only I'd shown you the moment we met hmm? Up on the castle ramparts. Then this would be an old trick to you."
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One must always be planning for the future.
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You know, once she's sure there's no zombies or giant spiders lurking around.
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They can always clear out the spiders first.
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Steph plays with the hair she's thoroughly messed up. Oops. He's cuter like this, though.
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"Every last one."
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"But we're here, now." Obviously. "We can't exactly have the sex we wanted, but so far, so good. What can I do for you?"
She has no idea what he likes. Why would she? It's a whole new world of their relationship.
"What's your filthy Stephanie Brown fantasy?"
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"There are too many to list!"
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"That's not helpful! I know you have a list, no matter how long. Choose one at random. Or go in order. Or alphabetically."
Well. Maybe not starting with A. That's another thing she hasn't tried, but she's not in the mood right now.
Ahem.
She kisses him as she continues to rub his head.
"We'll get through the list. Where do you wanna start?"
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She's eager to please, but not beyond her own comfort.
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Perhaps unsurprising, but a man infamous for sleeping around, living in a convent-brothel, working with courtesans, and bedding women from other worlds can veer a little eccentric in his tastes.
"You can blow me, if you'd like," he suggests. Easy enough.
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"Sorry, sorry!" She laughs, "I had to. I know what you mean."
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Let her have her hot Italian fantasy, thanks.
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"Sweetheart! Or baby girl, that doesn't sound so nice in English, does it? Tiny?"
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Shushing now.
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"I'm here for all the sappy Italian endearments, by the way. Bring them on."
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And then he grins not only because she's moving down, but because something has occurred to him.
"I'm surprised I'm not speaking only Italian," he remarks. "Seeing as the castle is dead, and all."
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"Oh. Huh. You're right. We'd have a major language barrier," she muses aloud. "That's weird. Low battery, maybe? Or... I don't know, the ghosts just left and now it's gone to hell?"
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guess who can still spell monteriggioni on first try? this gal.
winner of the assassin's creed spelling contest 2020
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